WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Mr Anon 4:38 Fri Dec 12
Alan
Used to be one of our most consistant performers, our Mr Reliable!

Nowdays I question his commitment, get rid in January I reckon.

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Hammer I am 8:49 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
Did ok today, bit sluggish. Heard a rumour he was seen being chucked out of Faces last night at 3am.

Alfs 2:53 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
It's all over twatter that Alan met Redknapp this morning at a pie and eel shop in Greenwich, where Harry slipped him a top of the range tablet. No loyalty these days.

ironsofcanada 2:42 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
I like imagine our Alan is Alan Ford and he would cut your jacobs off if you were so ungrateful in real life.

That in mind, thanks Alan.

(It is actually very much appreciated.)

ohgodno 2:26 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
Alan ALLAN!

subcutaneous 2:24 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
Alan is a lazy bastard. He hasn't even pinned his newspapers thread to the top of the page. I had to scroll down the page just to find it.

If I didn't do my job properly at work, I'd expect to be sacked.

Lily Hammer 12:51 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
I think Alan had his head turned by True Geodie, and he's considering transfering to youtube: The True Alan. Shame really, but that's where the glory is these days.

Thanks Alan 12:46 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
I'm Tchai-ing my best.

Monk~koknee 12:44 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
You are making an overture Thanks Alan?

Coffee 12:44 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
frank marker 12:42 Sat Dec 13

A non-existent rhyme, methinks.

frank marker 12:42 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
Alan... Lord Lucan...

An uncanny rhyme, methinks.

Thanks Alan 12:41 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
Alan 18:12 Sat Dec 13

Monk~koknee 12:29 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
He is having pre-contract talks with www.barcaonline.net for a daily catALAN newspaper thread

Bullet 12:27 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
Last seen stumbling out the WHO Tavern and straight into Paddy Power, mumbling something about the WHO Fund.

JLAP 12:24 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
He seen in a hotel lobby at Canary wharf with the KUMB boys last night.

Iron Duke 12:23 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
I've heard a rumour that he has gone into rehab to cure his massive gambling and drugs habit.

We should have listened to his cries for help.

riosleftsock 12:20 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
Alan is an anagram of anal.

That's all.

Ronald_antly 11:41 Fri Dec 12
Re: Alan
I think he's vastly overrated.

A lot of people rate him highly because he's from Canning Town.

gph 11:35 Fri Dec 12
Re: Alan
Alans get everywhere, in short

gph 11:34 Fri Dec 12
Re: Alan
The Alans weren't Germanic (this bit I knew, the rest is Wiki), although they did settle in the Western part of what is now Germany (and parts of Spain, France, North Africa, Eastern Europe and Western Asia).

Originally from the Caucasus, they spoke a language related to Farsi.

bondihammer 11:33 Fri Dec 12
Re: Alan
alan akbar!

terry-h 10:34 Fri Dec 12
Re: Alan
There is also a load of shit Alans,stomper,but ours is not one of those.

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