Mr Anon 4:38 Fri Dec 12
Alan
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Used to be one of our most consistant performers, our Mr Reliable!
Nowdays I question his commitment, get rid in January I reckon.
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Hammer I am
8:49 Sat Dec 13
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Did ok today, bit sluggish. Heard a rumour he was seen being chucked out of Faces last night at 3am.
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Alfs
2:53 Sat Dec 13
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It's all over twatter that Alan met Redknapp this morning at a pie and eel shop in Greenwich, where Harry slipped him a top of the range tablet. No loyalty these days.
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ironsofcanada
2:42 Sat Dec 13
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I like imagine our Alan is Alan Ford and he would cut your jacobs off if you were so ungrateful in real life.
That in mind, thanks Alan.
(It is actually very much appreciated.)
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ohgodno
2:26 Sat Dec 13
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Alan ALLAN!
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subcutaneous
2:24 Sat Dec 13
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Alan is a lazy bastard. He hasn't even pinned his newspapers thread to the top of the page. I had to scroll down the page just to find it.
If I didn't do my job properly at work, I'd expect to be sacked.
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Lily Hammer
12:51 Sat Dec 13
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I think Alan had his head turned by True Geodie, and he's considering transfering to youtube: The True Alan. Shame really, but that's where the glory is these days.
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Thanks Alan
12:46 Sat Dec 13
Re: Alan
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I'm Tchai-ing my best.
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Monk~koknee
12:44 Sat Dec 13
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You are making an overture Thanks Alan?
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Coffee
12:44 Sat Dec 13
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frank marker 12:42 Sat Dec 13
A non-existent rhyme, methinks.
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frank marker
12:42 Sat Dec 13
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Alan... Lord Lucan...
An uncanny rhyme, methinks.
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Thanks Alan
12:41 Sat Dec 13
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Alan 18:12 Sat Dec 13
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Monk~koknee
12:29 Sat Dec 13
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He is having pre-contract talks with www.barcaonline.net for a daily catALAN newspaper thread
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Bullet
12:27 Sat Dec 13
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Last seen stumbling out the WHO Tavern and straight into Paddy Power, mumbling something about the WHO Fund.
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JLAP
12:24 Sat Dec 13
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He seen in a hotel lobby at Canary wharf with the KUMB boys last night.
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Iron Duke
12:23 Sat Dec 13
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I've heard a rumour that he has gone into rehab to cure his massive gambling and drugs habit.
We should have listened to his cries for help.
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riosleftsock
12:20 Sat Dec 13
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Alan is an anagram of anal.
That's all.
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Ronald_antly
11:41 Fri Dec 12
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I think he's vastly overrated.
A lot of people rate him highly because he's from Canning Town.
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gph
11:35 Fri Dec 12
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Alans get everywhere, in short
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gph
11:34 Fri Dec 12
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The Alans weren't Germanic (this bit I knew, the rest is Wiki), although they did settle in the Western part of what is now Germany (and parts of Spain, France, North Africa, Eastern Europe and Western Asia).
Originally from the Caucasus, they spoke a language related to Farsi.
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terry-h
10:34 Fri Dec 12
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There is also a load of shit Alans,stomper,but ours is not one of those.
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